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Mike McKasty in Albany, NY.
I was burned in the great Pine Hills underground fires of 1952.

Jan 6th, 2010 @ 10:56 pm

Look people… Steven Seagal REALLY IS a Lawman.  He’s a totally legit co-deputy in Jefferson’s Parrish Louisiana.  That might seem like a bullshit title, but in Jefferson’s Parrish that’s like third in command to the Voodoo Pope.
Criminals: I’ve seen the episode where Steven Seagal puts like ten bullets through the same hole in a paper target.  Please do not fuck with this man because you want to get your stupid ass on TV.  Just get your ass on the ground, and politely ask for an autograph.

Look people… Steven Seagal REALLY IS a Lawman.  He’s a totally legit co-deputy in Jefferson’s Parrish Louisiana.  That might seem like a bullshit title, but in Jefferson’s Parrish that’s like third in command to the Voodoo Pope.

Criminals: I’ve seen the episode where Steven Seagal puts like ten bullets through the same hole in a paper target.  Please do not fuck with this man because you want to get your stupid ass on TV.  Just get your ass on the ground, and politely ask for an autograph.

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