Where I stood.

Mike McKasty in Albany, NY.

I was burned in the great Pine Hills underground fires of 1952.

Feb 11th, 2010 @ 10:24 pm

Invention: Furry Underwear

For use in wintertime specifically under a robe. May have robe strap-to-strap attachments.

Think below (with attachable/detachable fur/fuzz lining):

@ 9:43 pm

New best show ever. I love it when his sidekick refers to him as “Tracker”. And I love it when he gets angry when people try to hurt his horse.

@ 8:09 pm

“Totally Psychic, Open Your Mind Quick As The Vibe Kicks
Moederfok It, I Skeem This Vibe’s Rou
Jislaaik Yo
Yo Yo Yo Yo Check Out This Hype Flow
I Go By The Name Of
N-I-N-J To The Motherfuckin A
Straining Your Brain Like Tv Static
Check Out The Phunky 3D Grafix
Rave Visuals, Enter My Digital Zone
As I Recite A Poem On The Microphone
I’m Scoping, 3Rd Eye Strobing, Mind Open, Sweat Streaming
Flesh Gleaming, Best Feeling, High-Energy Peaking, Deep Meanings
Freak When I See Things, Like This Chick In A G-String
Can I Touch You Friend?”

Die Antwoord - Beat Boy

http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2010/01/die-antwoord-beat-boy-met-lyrics/

Jan 13th, 2010 @ 5:57 pm

aleetha:

I’m with Coco.

Reblogged from Alyssa Quinn.

I’ve watched a bit of Bravo’s latest attempt at replacing Project Runway, and I have to say, it’s about time they put enough resources into R&D to be able to deliver technology on the level of Dean and Dan Caten.

Bravo’s boutique R&D arm, GV Chic Robotics, has been developing the Caten twins for over 40 years, and now they’ve finally been activated for their originally intended function as the co-hosts of Launch My Line.

Overall the Caten androids really are marvels of technology. The only issue I have is they seem to have a bug in their speech synthesizers that cause them to say the word “Babe” about 30x more than typical American English speakers do.

Jan 6th, 2010 @ 10:56 pm

Look people… Steven Seagal REALLY IS a Lawman. He’s a totally legit co-deputy in Jefferson’s Parrish Louisiana. That might seem like a bullshit title, but in Jefferson’s Parrish that’s like third in command to the Voodoo Pope.

Criminals: I’ve seen the episode where Steven Seagal puts like ten bullets through the same hole in a paper target. Please do not fuck with this man because you want to get your stupid ass on TV. Just get your ass on the ground, and politely ask for an autograph.

@ 8:47 am

What is Chartreuse good for?

“I’ve got a bottle of that stuff in the back of my liquor cabinet. Is it good for anything other than the “Golden Slipper”? Or in other words, is it good for anything?”

-Anonymous Comment

Though it’s been referred to as “hobo bile” by random seekers of the worst drink ever, I happen to think it’s pretty awesome. Drinking liquor that smells like pine is a pretty unique experience.

Recipe (via Bunnyhugs):

2 oz gin
½ oz Chartreuse
A couple of sprigs of thyme

Who doesn’t want a drink distilled from like, THOUSANDS of flowers and herbs, and then garnished with more herbs?

The only things missing are spices. Maybe just squirt some Sriracha in there for good measure.

Jan 5th, 2010 @ 10:12 pm

Determined to retake number one slot in the Google SERPs for "mckasty"

Right now, it’s my late uncle Paul McKasty (okay, I won’t mind if he’s number one, he was amazing, and a pioneer of modern hip hop).

I don’t feel quite the same about this imposter “D.” aka “Daniel McKasty”. He’s obviously a questionable character. He’s basically me + Aggrotech (okay, okay, I got that genre from the Die Sektor wikipedia page). And worse, his MySpace page is what’s beating me.

I’ve determined this is because I haven’t really posted any meaningful content on the ‘ol site in a while, and I don’t want to resort to posting my tweets again (who knows if Matt Cutts and the blogspam team will screw me for it).

So from here on out I’m determined to post any 140-plus character ideas here. I just hope I have them.